Starving Artist/Summer Fun

Most people don’t know this about me, but I'm a very, very, serious artist. I paint. As in Microsoft Paint. Graduate school really hampers my artistic abilities, but I am pleased to announce that I’m officially on summer break. Let the creativity begin!

My gallery is currently located at Google in Santa Monica, but it’s my dream to spread pieces across the Greater Los Angeles Area, or at least 3 other offices by the end of summer.

Here are some examples of my EXTRAORDINARY work:

"Fish"

"Octopus"

"Ham Sandwich (hold the mayo)"

Email me if you want a piece of your very own. And enjoy my first mix of the summer:


1. True Affection—The Blow
2. Rock Lobster—The B-52’s
3. Can I Get Get Get—Junior Senior
4. If I Ever Feel Better—Phoenix
5. Forever—Walter Meego
6. Ready for the Floor—Hot Chip
7. Jungle Drum—Emiliana Torrini
8. Tane Mahuta—Ruby Suns
9. Jogging Gorgeous Summer—Islands
10. Walkin' Out Yo Girlfriend (Unk vs. Avril Lavigne vs. Toni Basil)—DJ Lobsterdust

Zombie B-Movies

(I make fire! Can you see the image of the Virgin Mary?)

I watched a horror movie. Late at night. Alone. While house-sitting. Did I mention that it was the night before a final? Yeah. Sigh.

Oh Well! Still got an A. Here, I made this soundtrack to match the nightmares I had that night:

1. The Horror—RJD2

2. Body Language/Interpretation—Booka Shade

3. Hello—Poe

4. Female of The Species—Space

5. Monster Hospital—Metric

6. Triumphant—Royksopp

7. Aerodynamic—Daft Punk

8. Anyone—Moving Units

9. Sleepyhead—Passion Pit

10. Goodbye—The Postmarks (James Iha Remix)